So much all day, going back on a local transportation simply wants to make me weep like a baby…
However today was the day I choose to travel by the bus…. As I was GOD DAMN Broke…
As always travelling a long way back home…. I watched outside, which was better than looking around people staring at each other, with aromatic feet stinking complimented by stronger arm pit, sweaty smell………. Ignorance is something which cannot be done for its all in the air….
GOD WHATS WRONG WITH LIFE IN HERE????
I stared out, the air which used to be fresh, with fresh water flowing in the Bagmati river ( as said by our elders), today is DRY………… DRY, not even the sanitation water seems to be flowing, I see tiny houses built by refugees..probably citizens of our country making houses of small plastics and so on, the number seems to have increased by now, Oh! Yes……they are learning to adapt to our life styles for now few tracks of toilet made by plastic too seems visible….. but the river is gone dry and its aroma to cause air borne disease is stronger than ever, the only thing left is some big housing corporations to build houses there too……….
Nevertheless, I look above ignoring it all….to enjoy the beautiful view SUNSET over the hills….. What the F**K…now the mountains are unseen and hills are getting blurry, probably due to the fresh air pollution that vehicles has to offer.
Peeeeeeeeeeeppppppp….shit…! stuck in the traffic..Aunties in blur traffic uniforms trying to whistle their lungs out look so pretty even in such sunny day…if only our dear government activated the traffic signals, they wouldn’t have to spend all their breath and energy (** of course fearing of lungs CANCER) ; being so loud and confusing the vehicles even more and wasting the travelers time in giving SIGNALS ….
Peeeeeep…….. peeeeeeepppp…peeeeepppp..I finally reach another station…..where I am supposed to change and take a TUK TUK…
“Hello! Please take the bridge”!
I was annoyed as I was about to do so and I turned around………What the F**K…a BIG MUSTANG in white and brown so near me, as if it wanted to KISS ME…..I looked above ..there another traffic uncle in the horse…like MY DREAM MAN…in a HORSE…A HORSE???? In the middle of the busy road…A HORSE???? Trust me life wouldn’t be better………
I drag myself ..finding it funny…I climb the stairs to the bridge..LORD…. I wonder when to people get all the time in the world to SHIT & PEE in the corner of the bridge ??? God what toilet manners people have and I wonder what do they use to wipe their ASS off ??? as there seems to be no trace of tissue papers or water……and YES..some are even selling fresh cut cucumbers, papayas and maizes in the same lane….. and few are even selling clothes and watches….
TIME For TUK TUK, wow was a lady driver today, Lord indeed must make these ladies stronger for Asses of micro and tuk tuk always teases then and takes them for GRANTED…. But I tell you they are tough ladies huh!.... they do answer back and some even tend to spit over the faces of the teasers and yes they are even better drivers than our MATHU ( DRUNKEN) MEN…
Crossing Kings way ( durbar marg) used to be the only pleasure before…. Looking at the Narayanhiti palace…..feeling it so clean but now???? All icecream man, peanutwala to cucumber walas have lined up there as well and as usual the compounds are beginning to get dirty all around….
LORD DOESN’T ANYONE KNOW CLEANLINESS…….???
Finally finally I reached home, taking a sigh of relief I reached home ..nah hostel…I hurry towards my room……Lord screw the damn country....the generator of Kumari movie hall, singing so LOUD…. Almost making us ALL DEAF……. I bet girls living here will surely turn deaf…thanks to 16 hours of load shedding…….. The loud noise doesn’t stop, I have to yell to call out my roomie…. She is DEAF……..lol…cant hear it when she is in some other room.
What???? My day is ended…..???? No way…..cmon I have candle light dinner pending, along with writing my note under the candle except I don’t use feathered pen these days.
Thanks to Prachu babes, thanks to Ktm Metro….thanks to all hydro companies..thanks to New Nepal………. Life couldn’t be better than this…………
If anyone ever wanted to built personality, tolerance capacity…. I BET Nepal is just the perfect country for it all….PERFECT……….
